Welcome to ShawnMcGovern.com.
A place where strange things will happen. A place to laugh, cry and scream with joy. A place you probably don't want your youngest child visiting because you know what, I'm not responsible for little Timmy and his 3am temper tantrums when he reads about Ewoks and about how the tooth fairy isn't real and his mom was just too lazy playing Candy Crush to put the $1.75 under your My Little Pony Pillow.
Anyways! (THANKS TIMMY)
I'll add more here once I know what the hell I'm doing.